ClosingBracket

Here in the midwest we got dumped with snow.

I woke up in the morning and said to myself “hmmm…there’s a couple of inches of snow on the driveway. I better go ahead and shovel it.”

A couple hours later after goofing off in the house I looked outside. “hmmm…snow and wind have covered up the driveway…better go push off the snow.”

A couple hours later after an afternoon nap I looked outside and thought “Son of a motherless goat! Damn wind! Stupid snow drifts! I just shoveled this driveway!” I fought through the soreness and shoveled the driveway.

Later that night I took a look outsite. “Son of a b!@#!$tch What the f!@#!k!!! Go! Da!@#!@#$m MOTHER F!@#$!CKWQER!” I went outside and froze my arse off shoveling the driveway.”

In the morning I woke up at about 5am and looked outside. “Holy F@#$@king sh1t! More snow. No surprise here!” I shoveled it.

That was the last of it. Where are the global warming advocates now? Seems cold outside to me!