Bastard Moves

Over the years of playing Crapper some maneuvers were founded that one can argue are improper, mean, or dastardly.  We like to refer to these maneuvers as Bastard moves.  Below is a listing of some common Bastard moves, feel free to invent some of your own.  

Slap hand into box

While a player is attempting to pick up the dice, their hand is often in close proximity to the cascade box.  If one were to slap the players hand causing it to touch the cascade box the player that touched the cascade box would have to drink.  This can be a very Bastard like move especially if the player has already touched the cascade box 3 or 4 times already.  

Fake under six

Often while playing crapper not all players can see the dice roll as a result of the cascade box obstructing the view.  Immediately after someone rolls the dice you can fake as if you are going to touch the cascade box, often someone will follow suit and actually touch the cascade box.  

Reposition cascade box

While playing the game of crapper players become programmed that touching the cascade box is taboo.  This is not always the case!  Sometimes sacrificing a drink for adjusting the cascade box is a good strategic move.  After just getting out of the crapper move the cascade box into the corner of the table, making it very difficult for players to roll without having the dice fall off the table. If you get any static from other players, hit someone in the nose with the butt of the cascade box.  Blood will come streaming out of their nose and after that no one will say shit.  By the time its your turn again someone will likely just give in and move the cascade box themselves.   

Pick up box touch everyone 

This is the king of all bastard moves!  If you have touched the cascade box only a few times, and other players have touched it as many as 8 or 10 times, pick up the cascade box and touch as many players as you can with it. This act has a tendency of causing the game to get out of hand, or even violent, as a result the standing practice is that the player picking up the cascade box must keep his butt on the ground while attempting to touch other players with the box.