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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[How dare you bark at me like some junkyard dog!]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-09-11T18:52:20Z</updated>
		<published>2008-09-11T18:52:17Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Uncategorized" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[&#8230;And we have to do this very delicately otherwise people might get the wrong idea.We have to lie.
Did I say that?&#8221;
No, you didn&#8217;t.
You&#8217;re upset.
I&#8217;m upset.
Well it&#8217;s understandable. You mind if I give youa bit of advice? Of course you know this because you&#8217;re a smart guy.You should never make important descisions when you&#8217;re upset.
You did, [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/09/11/how-dare-you-bark-at-me-like-some-junkyard-dog-2/"><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;And we have to do this very delicately otherwise people might get the wrong idea.<br />We have to lie.</p>
<p>Did I say that?&#8221;</p>
<p>No, you didn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re upset.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m upset.</p>
<p>Well it&#8217;s understandable. You mind if I give you<br />a bit of advice? Of course you know this because you&#8217;re a smart guy.<br />You should never make important descisions when you&#8217;re upset.</p>
<p>You did, and American soldiers and innocent civilians are dead because of it.</p>
<p>I never ordered any&#8230;</p>
<p>No, don&#8217;t even think about playing that game with me, I will<br />not let dishonour their memories by pretending you had nothing to do<br />with it.</p>
<p>How dare you come in here and lecture me.</p>
<p>How dare you, sir!</p>
<p><b>How dare you come in here and bark at me like<br />some junkyard dog! I am the President of the United States!</b></p>
<p>It gives me no pleasure to do it, sir. As acting deputy<br />director of intelligence, it is my duty to report this matter to the<br />Senate oversight commitie.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re not going to do that.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not?</p>
<p>No, no. You&#8217;ve got yourself a chip in the big<br />game now. You&#8217;re gonna tuck that away, you are going to save that for a<br />time when your own ass is on the line and then you&#8217;re gonna pull it<br />out. And I&#8217;m going to cash it in for you. Right?</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think I have any more to say to you sir.</p>
<p>The country can&#8217;t afford another scandal Jack.<br />To protect itself it won&#8217;t allow the possibility of another desception<br />that goes all the way to the top. You&#8217;ll take the blame, Cutter and<br />Ritter will take some too but it won&#8217;t amount to much, they&#8217;ll get a<br />slap on the wrist and then $20,000 an hour on the lecture circuit. The<br />rest of the blame will fall on Greer. Oh yeah you&#8217;ll take him down with<br />you. You&#8217;ll destroy his reputation but that&#8217;s as far as it&#8217;ll go. The<br />old plutomic two step Jack.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry Mr. President, <b>I don&#8217;t dance.</b></p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Organizing your E-mail]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-09-04T13:56:34Z</updated>
		<published>2008-09-04T13:54:47Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Management" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I get so much e-mail in my inbox lately that it seems I am constantly churning through it. Seems like there is no time for anything else?  I did some research on the world wide web and of course I&#8217;m not the first person with this problem.
Quick tips on processing your email inbox4 Ways [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/09/04/organizing-your-e-mail/"><![CDATA[<p>I get so much e-<strong></strong>mail in my inbox lately that it seems I am constantly churning through it. Seems like there is no time for anything else?  I did some research on the world wide web and of course I&#8217;m not the first person with this problem.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.43folders.com/2005/02/18/quick-tips-on-processing-your-email-inbox"><br />Quick tips on processing your email inbox</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.microsoft.com/atwork/manageinfo/email.mspx">4 Ways to Take Control of Your E-mail Inbox</a><br /><a href="http://cmc.dsv.su.se/select/coping-with-too-much-email/"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif">How to Cope  with too much E-mail</font></a></p>
<p>I found the Microsoft article to be most relevant.</p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Fattitude]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-08-14T23:21:18Z</updated>
		<published>2008-08-14T23:21:18Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Uncategorized" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I thought you would be interested to hear that I have declared war on my fatitude. For too long I have looked in the mirror thinking of years gone past when I was in relative shape. Back in the day when I could climb a staircase without keeling over.
I declared war on Monday. That is [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/08/14/fattitude/"><![CDATA[<p>I thought you would be interested to hear that I have declared war on my fatitude. For too long I have looked in the mirror thinking of years gone past when I was in relative shape. Back in the day when I could climb a staircase without keeling over.</p>
<p>I declared war on Monday. That is when I started HIIT running. HITT is high intensity interval training. I put on my shoes, walk over to the park, jog for 30 seconds, spring for 30 seconds, rinse and repeat.</p>
<p>Sounds good eh? Though so&#8230;unfortunately, my first two days (Monday and Wednesday) consisted of 3 minutes of HIIT. </p>
<p>The war is not going well&#8230;</p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Summer Days]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-07-26T18:46:20Z</updated>
		<published>2008-07-26T18:46:15Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Uncategorized" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I just have to blog. I am sitting on my back porch, it&#8217;s a beautiful day, the sun is shining, my wife is sitting here configuring her Rockr and I am surfing the web.
Oh, did I mention we just put down a couple of Tilts? Life feels pretty good.
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		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/07/26/summer-days/"><![CDATA[<p>I just have to blog. I am sitting on my back porch, it&#8217;s a beautiful day, the sun is shining, my wife is sitting here configuring her Rockr and I am surfing the web.</p>
<p>Oh, did I mention we just put down a couple of Tilts? Life feels pretty good.</p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Suburban Road Rage]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-04-18T12:41:14Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-18T12:40:53Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Stories" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I was on my way to one place or another driving the surface streets of the suburbs. Traffic wasn&#8217;t too bad. Or so I thought.
I pulled up to a stop sign. I was in the right lane with a line of cars in the left lane. Directly across the intersection you could see the the [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/04/18/suburban-road-rage/"><![CDATA[<p>I was on my way to one place or another driving the surface streets of the suburbs. Traffic wasn&#8217;t too bad. Or so I thought.</p>
<p>I pulled up to a stop sign. I was in the right lane with a line of cars in the left lane. Directly across the intersection you could see the the right lane merging into the left. At the same time, a train was coming so traffic was backed up through the merge. </p>
<p>I pull up to the merge point and the dude next to me is tailgating the car in front giving the &#8220;FU your not merging!&#8221;. I usually just slip in behind him but was starting to get angry. I road that a$$ all the way making him really tailgate until he was uncomfortable. Then I slid behind him. The guy behind gave plenty of room for a merge.</p>
<p>Where do people get off getting all offended that I am merging? It&#8217;s not the highway where some one is trying to bi@#@#ch in front of a bunch of people.</p>
<p>I forgot, when I looked over for the stare down, he didn&#8217;t even look back. He was 10 and 2 white knuckled. I giggled a little then let him win his battle.</p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Business E-mail]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-04-16T14:33:19Z</updated>
		<published>2008-04-16T14:27:26Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="observations" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I have a thought for the internet ether.
Why when 2 people are less than 50&#8242; apart they feel the need to communicate via internet?
There should be a limit to e-mail. If you are less then 50&#8242; feet in proximity, you can&#8217;t send an e-mail, text, phone, or other message. Wait&#8230;I just thought of an amendment. [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/04/16/business-e-mail/"><![CDATA[<p>I have a thought for the internet ether.</p>
<p>Why when 2 people are less than 50&#8242; apart they feel the need to communicate via internet?</p>
<p>There should be a limit to e-mail. If you are less then 50&#8242; feet in proximity, you can&#8217;t send an e-mail, text, phone, or other message. Wait&#8230;I just thought of an amendment. If you could talk loudly and the other person would hear you then please&#8230;no e-mails.</p>
<p><i>But wait Mike! What if i don&#8217;t want to disturb the person? </i>I then suggest a balled up note thrown in the persons general direction or the in audible mouthed &#8220;&#8230;When you have a minute can we talk?..&#8221; while raising your index finger. Get crazy, use your imagination.</p>
<p>That is all. If you are within 50&#8242; feet of me while reading this, my apologies.</p>
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			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Getting the Message]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-03-11T12:45:11Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-11T12:45:10Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Uncategorized" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Ever wonder how to read your significant other? I have tried to analyze my wife for years with no success. As soon as I think I have it, I am surprised.
Here are some standard responses everyone know&#8230;
Do I look fat?NO!
Don&#8217;t worry I will take out the trash.(I better get my a$$ outside and take out [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/03/11/getting-the-message/"><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder how to read your significant other? I have tried to <u>analyze</u> my wife for years with no success. As soon as I think I have it, I am surprised.</p>
<p>Here are some standard responses everyone know&#8230;</p>
<p><i>Do I look fat?</i><br />NO!</p>
<p><i>Don&#8217;t worry I will take out the trash.</i><br />(I better get my a$$ outside and take out the trash.)</p>
<p><i>I&#8217;m gonna pick something up at the store.</i><br />(I better get ready to carry in the bags.)</p>
<p>I heard a couple new ones today that I am still translating.</p>
<p><i>While you are out at Best Buy why not get a Nintendo WII?<br /></i>(What is she up to?)</p>
<p><i>Why not get that 46 inch flat screen today?<br /></i>(I&#8217;m scared.)</p>
<p></p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Business Grunge]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-03-07T21:45:47Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-07T19:55:25Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Uncategorized" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[We have business.
We have casual.We have business casual.
Business is &#8220;suits&#8221;Casual is &#8220;jeans and a t-shirt&#8221;Business Casual is &#8220;slacks and a polo&#8221;.
I discovered a new category today at work. The person was wearing jeans and a polo. Nothing special right? The strange part that through me? Jeans, a polo and a long sleeve shirt under the [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/03/07/business-grunge/"><![CDATA[<p>We have <u>business</u>.</p>
<p>We have <u>casual</u>.<br />We have <u>business casual</u>.</p>
<p>Business is &#8220;suits&#8221;<br />Casual is &#8220;jeans and a t-shirt&#8221;<br />Business Casual is &#8220;slacks and a polo&#8221;.</p>
<p>I discovered a new category today at work. The person was wearing <u>jeans and a polo</u>. Nothing special right? The strange part that through me? Jeans, a polo and a <b>long sleeve shirt</b> under the polo. This reminded me of the early 90s high schoolers with their mud flap of a hair dew riding their skate boards through the mall parking lot wearing baggy jeans with their long sleeve t-shirt under their Nirvana/Pearl Jam/Soundgarden/Nine Inch Nails t-shirt.</p>
<p>Huh? A <b>NEW </b>category is born! </p>
<p><u>business grunge</p>
<p><img src="http://closingbracket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/business-grunge.jpg" /><br /></u></p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Long Time No Post]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-03-06T22:36:31Z</updated>
		<published>2008-03-06T13:35:39Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Uncategorized" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I just realized how long it&#8217;s been since I last posted something to my blog. I guess nothing has inspired me to share anything with the world wide web.
The latest news is the presidential primaries and how bad the economy is. It&#8217;s no big deal that Columbia and Venezuela are massing troops on their borders. [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2008/03/06/long-time-no-post/"><![CDATA[<p><font face="sans-serif">I just realized how <u>long</u> it&#8217;s been since I last posted something to my blog. I guess nothing has inspired me to s<em>h</em>are anything with the world wide web.</p>
<p></font><font face="sans-serif">The latest news is the presidential primaries and how bad the economy is. It&#8217;s no big deal that Columbia and Venezuela are massing troops on their borders. I haven&#8217;t seen any live reports from those jungles.</p>
<p><b>What about the coffee supply? </b>I heard Dunkin&#8217; Donuts is massing troops on Starbucks border. <i>Well by massing I mean its just one guy eating a lot of donuts.</i></p>
<p>I miss the old guy who used to &#8220;make the donuts&#8221; in the morning.<br /></font></p>
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		<author>
			<name>Mike</name>
						<uri>http://closingbracket.com</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[She Bop]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://closingbracket.com/2007/12/26/she-bop/" />
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		<updated>2007-12-26T19:34:29Z</updated>
		<published>2007-12-26T19:34:27Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://closingbracket.com" term="Stories" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Is it wrong that my favorite song for the day is She Bop?
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		<content type="html" xml:base="http://closingbracket.com/2007/12/26/she-bop/"><![CDATA[<p>Is it wrong that my favorite song for the day is She Bop?</p>
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